Paranormal

I'm addicted. I can't stop watching anything to do with the paranormal. I watch Ghost Hunters, Paranormal State, and The Haunting. I know all the terms they use like EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon), and apparitions. I know the most haunted sites in the United States. I know about all the tools they use. I get on their sites. I'm a certified paranormal nut. After each show I'm just dying to whip out a Ouija board and get in touch with the closest lost soul. I guess I thought by watching I could become the next expert (it's the unemployment, it's starting to get to my head).

So today I was walking up the stairs thinking about this stuff when the light in the entry way starts to flicker. I freaked out and almost had a heart attack. I ran to my room and locked the door. I guess my assumed ghost can't walk through doors. I can't use the bathroom with the door shut (the kids are freaking out). I can't take a shower unless there is someone in the room (so if Osameh is out of town and you smell something don't comment). I can't sleep (so I stole mom's Ambien). I am so going to think twice before my next addiction, that is, if the ghosts don't get me first.