Friday, August 8, 2008

John Edwards


I can't begin to express how disgusted I am with former Senator Edwards for his infidelity. I try not to write about political issues but sometimes I just get the right kind of inspiration. Maybe I can send the bastard a thank you note.

Dear John Edwards,
You make me sick. Just when I thought that humanity could sink no lower you came out with your inspiring confession. Those 400 dollar haircuts must have gotten to your empty head. You could have at least found a better looking woman. Heck, Clinton did better with Monica (maybe you need to call him for some advise). Fat as she was, at least we could say she had a nice face. In fact, maybe the two of you could get together and swap some stories. Bush may have screwed the world but I officially give the idiot some credit for not screwing his wife while she is getting chemo. Bravo, you've out done him and believe me, that is really hard to do. I just have to remind you before I go, what goes around comes around. I just hope it comes around at about 100 MPH and that right before the light flashes before your eyes, you remember the sweet woman and those lovely children you betrayed.

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