So Jeneane is off to college station this weekend and I am off to see the wizard! Yes, I am referring to the wizard of oz! I am taking a vacation with my BFF Reem and we are going to a Korean spa which she says is out of this world. I was ok with that till she told me we had to be naked. Yes, naked....gross! When they see my lovely curves I am going to be charged for 2 people.
I told her if we got arrestd naked in a massage parlor that Osama was probably not going to be a happy camper and the both of us were probably going to have to serve it out because he is not going to bail our naked asses out. So, to all my loyal and loving friends.....please wait for that collect call. I promse to repay the favor and bail money too!
I am also going to meet her friends, although I feel like I already know all of them. She is setting up a sushi happy hour for all of us to get together and no, they wont be joining us for the naked korean massage.
I'll also be seeing my brother Mozeekat, his lovely wife, and animals. It will be the first trip to Dallas since he bought a home and I am so darn excited to see his new pad!
I won't be posting pics of the massage....in case you were wondering because I try to keep this blog pg-13. This is going to be my first week off in 2 years!
Here's to a vacation well spent! Oh, and a WOOO HOO for Reem who convinced me to take it!
Osama told me a joke today that is worth sharing:
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created
Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
LOL, good teaches them a lesson!
2 comments:
DUDE! I know that massage parlor. Tyler has been there a few times and loves it. One side is for men and the other for women. Have no fear if you get tossed in jail I will bail ya out.
Thank you Habeeby...I know you've got my back. And Tyler can come testify that nothing nasty is happening while we are in the buff!
I can't wait to see you!!!
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